You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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