Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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