Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
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