The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice.
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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