Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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