Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or, perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Irreverence is easy - what's hard is wit.
I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.
I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
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