Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields Quotes

American - Comedian January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields

Humor, Every Day, Over

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

Funny, Even, Add

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W. C. Fields

Money, Poor, Nothing

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - W. C. Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. W. C. Fields

Bull, Brilliance, Them

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W. C. Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. W. C. Fields

Small, Always, Furthermore

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. - W. C. Fields

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. W. C. Fields

You, Answer, Call

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. W. C. Fields

Sleep, Lot, Get

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields

Food, Forced, Once

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. W. C. Fields

Hope, Death, Including

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W. C. Fields

Horse, Sense, Which

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W. C. Fields
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. W. C. Fields

Pet, Breath, Eats

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. W. C. Fields

Nerves, Set, Another

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields

Success, Again, If At First

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. W. C. Fields

Pancakes, Popcorn, Over

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W. C. Fields

Woman, Her, Even

I like children - fried. - W. C. Fields

I like children - fried. W. C. Fields

Funny, Children, Like

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. - W. C. Fields

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. W. C. Fields

Women, Question, Degree

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. W. C. Fields

Woman, Rest, Standard

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - W. C. Fields

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. W. C. Fields

Money, Allow, His

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. W. C. Fields

Love, One Thing, Drove

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. W. C. Fields

Children, Bad, Anyone

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields

Equality, I Am, Prejudices

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. W. C. Fields

Feet, Like, Having

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. W. C. Fields

Never, Been, Over

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. W. C. Fields

Face, Tail, Take

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields

Travel, Africa, Nothing

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