W. C. Fields Quotes

American - Comedian January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields

Smile, Humor, Day, Start, Every Day, Get

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W. C. Fields

Man, Money, Rich, Nothing, Poor

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W. C. Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. W. C. Fields

Snake, Small, Always, Carry, Whiskey

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

Funny, Food, Wine, Sometimes, Even, Cook

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. - W. C. Fields

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. W. C. Fields

Women, Crazy, Doubt, Question, Degree

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - W. C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields

Think, Sunday, Philadelphia, Year, Once

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields

Food, Live, Water, Nothing, Prohibition

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - W. C. Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. W. C. Fields

You, Bull, Brilliance, Them

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W. C. Fields

People, Horse, Sense, Betting, Thing

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. - W. C. Fields

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. W. C. Fields

You, Answer, Call

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W. C. Fields
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. W. C. Fields

Love, Beautiful, Me, Blonde, She, Drink

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. W. C. Fields

Pet, Cheese, Down, Clever, Rat, Cat

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. W. C. Fields

Water, Trust, You, Stick, Crooked, Even

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. W. C. Fields

Life, Woman, Rest, You, Never, Impress

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. W. C. Fields

Man, Popcorn, Turn, Over, Met, Would

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. W. C. Fields

Best, Up, Bartender, Scotch, Set, Thing

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - W. C. Fields

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. W. C. Fields

Money, Wrong, Sucker, Keep, Allow, His

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. W. C. Fields

Life, Beautiful, Experience, Sleep, Most

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. W. C. Fields

Cry, Never, Milk, Over, May, Been

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields

Snake, See, Always, I See, Keep, Supply

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. - W. C. Fields

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. W. C. Fields

Vote, Never, Always, Against, Anyone

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields

Success, Fool, Succeed, You, Quit, Damn

I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do. W. C. Fields

Paris, Die, Philadelphia, Will, See

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W. C. Fields

Me, Woman, Drink, Her, Decency, Even

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields

Food, Live, Water, Travel, Me, Nothing

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. W. C. Fields

Best, Sleep, Insomnia, Cure, Get, Lot

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