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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields

Smile, Humor, Day, Start, Every Day, Off

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W. C. Fields

Man, Money, Rich, Nothing, Poor

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

Funny, Food, Wine, Sometimes, Cook, Even

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W. C. Fields

People, Horse, Sense, Betting, Which

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields

I Am, Hate, Equality, Free, Everyone, Am

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. W. C. Fields

Best, Sleep, Insomnia, Cure, Get, Lot

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - W. C. Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. W. C. Fields

You, Bull, Brilliance, Them

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - W. C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields

Sunday, Think, Philadelphia, Year, Once

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W. C. Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. W. C. Fields

Small, Snake, Always, Carry, Whiskey

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields

Success, Fool, Try, Succeed, Quit, You

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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. - W. C. Fields

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. W. C. Fields

You, Answer, Call

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields

Water, Food, Live, Nothing, Days, Once

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. W. C. Fields

Life, Hope, Death, Lost, Duty, Disgrace

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields

Snake, See, I See, Bottle, Like, Case

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. W. C. Fields

Love, Beautiful, Me, Blonde, Drink, Her

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. W. C. Fields

Pet, Down, Cheese, Clever, Breath, Rat

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. W. C. Fields

Best, Bartender, Up, Nerves, Case, Thing

I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do. W. C. Fields

Paris, Die, Philadelphia, Will, See

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. W. C. Fields

Man, Popcorn, Turn, Over, Pancakes, Put

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W. C. Fields

Woman, Me, Drink, Her, Decency, Even

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. W. C. Fields

Feet, House, Nothing, Little, Like, Ah

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. W. C. Fields

Time, Man, Face, Situation, Bull, Tail

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? W. C. Fields

Death, Cold, Drown, Whiskey, Where, Thy

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. W. C. Fields

Father, I Am, Prison, Chair, Electricity

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. - W. C. Fields

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. W. C. Fields

Women, Crazy, Doubt, Question, Degree

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. W. C. Fields

Live, Fish, Remember, Dead, Swim, Float

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