Pauly Shore Quotes

American - Comedian Born: February 1, 1968

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me. Pauly Shore

Love, Myself, Hate, Me, People, Fun

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did. Pauly Shore

Bike, Riding, You, Care, Kid, Your

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic. Pauly Shore

Mom, Dad, Roots, Comedy, Mom And Dad

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers. Pauly Shore

Mom, Me, People, Lady, She, Know

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer. Pauly Shore

Love, Someone, Everyone, Guy, Dies, Says

Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood. Pauly Shore

School, Night, Famous, Finding, Hard

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money. Pauly Shore

Money, Own, Your, Hollywood, Rule, Spend

When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized. Pauly Shore

Yourself, Me, Look, World, You, Say

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy. Pauly Shore

Fly, Feel, Talk, Why, Like, Act

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top. Pauly Shore

Never, Over, Top, Peak, Even, Too

I'm not used to getting good reviews. Pauly Shore

Good, Used, Reviews, Getting

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time. Pauly Shore

Time, Camera, Unique, First, Out, Take

I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. Even at my peak, I never went too over the top. Pauly Shore

Dance, Devil, Never, Always, Okay, Over

I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events. Pauly Shore

Night, Go, Events, Out, Every, Really

I don't think any of us would be who we are if our parents weren't who they were. People that are in show business, and their parents are not in show business, their parents probably motivated them to get in show business. Pauly Shore

Business, Parents, People, Think, Us

It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage. Pauly Shore

Road, Blood, Go, Tour, Get, Onstage

I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole process of starting to work with the other actors and the director, and doing rehearsals, and going to the location, and going through wardrobe. Pauly Shore

Work, Reading, Process, Way, Doing, Own

I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure. Pauly Shore

Now, Comfortable, More, Than, Sure, Lot

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out. Pauly Shore

Time, Confused, Trying, Out, Away, Made

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living. Pauly Shore

Funny, Death, Lucky, Living, Thing

The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all - is when you exaggerate the truth, like Richard Pryor did, you understand? Pauly Shore

Best, Truth, Me, Baby, You, Understand

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. Pauly Shore

Me, Comedy, Something, Chose

'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth. Pauly Shore

Truth, Thought, People, Say, People Say

The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. Pauly Shore

Work, Best, People, You, Movies, Control

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. Pauly Shore

People, Fun, Worry, Stop, About, Other

Everywhere I go, people know who I am. Pauly Shore

I Am, People, Know, Go, Who, Everywhere

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