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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.
Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.
One thing that's great about firefighters: If they don't have the equipment they desperately need, they don't have the help, they don't care. They'll do it on their own.
I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.
If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.
I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.
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I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.
I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how to make tables and chairs. You have to have the right tools, and you have to know how to put the thing together, right?
I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.
My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.
Firefighters don't go on strike.
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in the middle of our old neighborhood downtown when a homeless couple started a fire to keep warm and the entire building went up. My cousin died trying to save homeless people who had already left the building.
Temptation's something you have to deal with even if you're not famous. It's harder when you're famous because it's a lot more in your face, and that makes it a little more difficult to walk away from sometimes.
I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
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