Billy Eichner Quotes

American - Comedian Born: September 18, 1978

I was a terrible waiter. Billy Eichner

Terrible, Waiter

Usually, you'll have a show like the 'King of Queens,' and there'll be one really fat guy, but at least he has a beautiful wife - they balance it out. Billy Eichner

Beautiful, Wife, Balance, King, Fat, You

People saw 'Moonlight' because it was excellent. Billy Eichner

People, Moonlight, Because, Excellent

Facebook is weird. They have all of these seemingly random rules that I'm sure make sense to them, but don't make sense to me or any people. Billy Eichner

People, Me, Random, Weird, Rules, Sense

No one was asking me to be on TV. So I made my own late-night TV talk show. Billy Eichner

Me, My Own, Talk, Own, Late-Night, Show

One thing that I love about 'Difficult People' is that Julie Klausner and our showrunner, Scott King, have written the lead character I play as a fully formed man. Billy Eichner

Love, Character, Man, People, King, Play

A lot of people in Hollywood, and everywhere pretty much, operate on fear. No one wants to get fired, so everyone's scared to take a chance. There's money involved, and there are careers and reputations on the line. Billy Eichner

Fear, Money, People, Chance, Hollywood

Amy Poehler and I once ambushed people and made them sing Christmas carols with us. Billy Eichner

Christmas, People, Us, Sing, Made, Once

I grew up in Queens, which is the most diverse borough: the rich and the poor and homeless and people of every sexual orientation and gender and age group. Everyone is saying we live in this bubble, and there's some truth to that. But I do not think it is healthy to all of a sudden invalidate the way we live in New York. Billy Eichner

Truth, Live, Age, People, New York, Rich

I grew up worshipping Pee-wee Herman. Billy Eichner

Up, Grew, Worshipping

I'm not a bro. Billy Eichner

If you're faking it, people will know, and it's going to turn a lot of people off. Billy Eichner

People, You, Know, Turn, Will, Going

I have this ongoing obsession with Meryl Streep. Billy Eichner

Obsession, Ongoing, Meryl Streep, Meryl

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. Billy Eichner

Love, Time, Me, Know, Why, Fans

I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York. We weren't, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment. Billy Eichner

Love, Parents, Child, People, New York

I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college. Billy Eichner

College, Thought, Going, Like, Kevin

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy. Billy Eichner

College, Me, New York, Impact, You, Back

I would not have a career without Facebook and Twitter. That's the truth. Billy Eichner

Truth, Career, Facebook, Without, Would

Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person. Billy Eichner

Person, Irritating, Outgoing, Most, Says

I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me. Billy Eichner

Funny, Me, World, Thought, Important, Go

There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me. Billy Eichner

Funny, People, Me, Years, Interviews

A lot of comics aren't their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn't always ranting and raving. What I do is make myself this over-the-top character that people either find endearing or they think is a joke. Then I can do anything I want. Billy Eichner

Character, Myself, People, Think, Rock

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no. Billy Eichner

Good, People, Ignore, Think, You, Say

People come up to me all the time and say, 'I just found out about you!' Part of me is happy, and part of me is, like, Where the hell have you been?' Billy Eichner

Time, Happy, People, Me, Hell, You

There is no way I will survive Mike Pence doing Carpool Karaoke. What song's he gonna sing? 'I Deported Your Grandmother?' Billy Eichner

Doing, Song, Grandmother, Survive, Way

Saying gay people shouldn't be the punchline is basically saying don't make people the punch line, which I think is ridiculous. The whole point of comedy is, on some level, to make fun of ourselves and put everything into an absurdist context. Billy Eichner

Fun, People, Saying, Think, Comedy, Gay

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